5/8/26 - The Heat Goes On

IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO LONG

I got sick twice and had to help my twin buy a new car. Oh, good heavens, two speeches in the cold! Two! And a march!

The company of some dear friends could never be anything less than essential to soothing the nerves, right? I fear I was a bit too indulgent for a moment, is the thing. I don't regret anything as much I sort of just wonder if I was maybe... too licentious, in some respects.

Oh, piss. Forget that.

Two ladies!

They like it!

And I'm the oooonly me

There was a different date with a hinge person that set me aside somewhat, right? They gave me the second cold, the first was from laying about. I must say that I'm not too fond of suicidal ideations. I'd wish better for them, but alas, I'd also wish better for me.

We combined Ice Melter and Unseen into a bigger, better song. And with that development, Hepburn is closer to being as undeniable as I'd like it.

Some new ads for Remas, and I've got almost a hundred in balance I'm holding for Manal.

Planning on helping a mutual with a music video shoot next week, right? That should be a good opportunity to flex the social muscles.

I'm trying for a moment of ingratiation at TV, tonight. But let me check who's doing what first.

My sister discovered a mouse in our apartment and has taken a respectable amount of precaution. I wiped down the whole kitchen and double washed those dishes, trust me. But in addition to that... we're getting a cat.

Named Rami Malek.

I'm stiiiiill waiting

I'm stiiiiill waiting

I'm stiiiiill waiting

I'm stiiiiill waiting

I lost my favorite necklace so I'm expecting an acute breakdown upon discovering it may not be at my darling girls' house.

Fuck me, I guess.

Remas needs to make rent, and Manal is hanging in there. There's always more work to be done.

Following the Burgerreich's war on Iran has been nothing short of a migraine inducing ordeal. I'll leave it at... someone in this country must urgently develop some better aim and precision, next time they attempt to take out il Duce.

If you guys help Remas make rent, I will release Hepburn on the spot. Not a joke.

4/24/26 - The Birdcage

Im finding that this city is starting to become a bit desperate... and it's also a bit too protestant.

I've recently been offered an RCS position, piecemeal. It's only lucky they finally remember that I'm an adult, I guess. I'm necessary enough to be ignored, feels like.

I do in fact think I'm better than this department, and that I deserve better than this. It is not my fault that this country seems to be choosing cynicism and selfishness over the promise of community. I love Detroit, but I do not like how Midwestern it is. Maybe the worst thing about Midwesterners is that most of them are all ideologically protestant, regardless whether they vote red or blue. They are averse to uncertainty and sociability. Maybe it was a curse to raise me in a multicultural enviroment, because when I'm denied the opportunity to see more interesting faces and personalities, when I'm placed into homogenous enviroments... it's grating, to me.

Every single person is unique, and yet everybody is the same. I'm hoping that I'm just a terrible person with pretentious views.

I will never get used to the staring. Part of me understands why some guys get in your face when they catch you glancing at them. Eh, whatever.

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert... but we haven't done a bloody thing all day...

It's really a shame. I think most of my complaints are related to my growing tired of being in aggressively heternormative environments.

I'm gonna catch myself here, that is a syntax that people don't really write in anymore.

I'm still sick, so I've got on my mask. Lot of pigs at work today. Not a fan of that.